{"id":522,"date":"2014-02-28T14:32:52","date_gmt":"2014-02-28T19:32:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.latinliturgy.org\/phila\/?p=522"},"modified":"2014-02-28T14:32:52","modified_gmt":"2014-02-28T19:32:52","slug":"i-want-the-old-way-just-like-straight-up-just-mass-mass-jimmy-fallon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.latinliturgy.org\/phila\/2014\/02\/i-want-the-old-way-just-like-straight-up-just-mass-mass-jimmy-fallon\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I want the old way. Just like straight up, just Mass Mass.&#8221; &#8211; Jimmy Fallon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the Remnant<\/p>\n<p>Jimmy Fallon is the comedian\/actor who recently took over for Jay Leno as host of NBC\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s The Tonight Show\u00e2\u20ac\u201d a variety show made culturally iconic by the late Johnny Carson. Jimmy Fallon was born and raised Roman Catholic. When he was young he wanted to be a priest. He loved to serve Mass. The son of a Catholic Vietnam War veteran, Fallon is of German\/Irish descent and grew up in Brooklyn, New York. He was educated at St. Mary of the Snow Roman Catholic school and attended the College of St. Rose in Albany.<\/p>\n<p>Jimmy Fallon is also a fallen away Catholic whose Fresh Air interview from some time ago will be of renewed interest to readers of The Remnant, especially in light of Bishop of Rome Francis\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s recent comment that the Traditional Latin Mass is a mere fashion\u00e2\u20ac\u201dan unfortunate papal gaffe that provides context for the Fallon interview, excerpts of which appear below and were lifted from NPR.org.<\/p>\n<p>First, Pope Francis: According to a Rorate Caeli report, Archbishop Jan Graubner of the Czech Republic told Vatican Radio that Pope Francis has:<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.made a quite strong statement when he said that he understands when the old generation returns to what it experienced, but that he cannot understand the younger generation wishing to return to it. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153When I search more thoroughly &#8211; the Pope said &#8211; I find that it is rather a kind of fashion. And if it is a fashion, therefore it is a matter that does not need that much attention. It is just necessary to show some patience and kindness to people who are addicted to a certain fashion. But I consider greatly important to go deep into things, because if we do not go deep, no liturgical form, this or that one, can save us.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Tell that to Jimmy Fallon, Your Holiness, and to the millions just like him who have left the Church largely because the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153fashionable\u00e2\u20ac\u009d New Mass was just that\u00e2\u20ac\u201da fleeting fashion which has already become pass\u00c3\u00a9 and embarrassingly irrelevant to millions of young Catholics. Fallon commented on exactly that, as well as his Catholic upbringing in general, during the NPR interview. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I grew up in an Irish Catholic family\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he said, which eventually prompted host Terri Gross to press him a bit further:<\/p>\n<p>GROSS: So you went to Catholic school when you were young.<\/p>\n<p>Mr. FALLON: Oh yeah.<\/p>\n<p>GROSS: Did you have\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>Mr. FALLON: I wanted to be a priest.<\/p>\n<p>GROSS: Did you really?<\/p>\n<p>Mr. FALLON: Yeah. I loved it.<\/p>\n<p>GROSS: Why?<\/p>\n<p>Mr. FALLON: I just, I loved the church. I loved the idea of it. I loved the smell of the incense. I loved the feeling you get when you left church. I loved like how this priest can make people feel this good. I just thought it was \u00e2\u20ac\u201c I loved the whole idea of it. My grandfather was very religious, so I used to go to Mass with him at like 6:45 in the morning, serve Mass. And then you made money, too, if you did weddings and funerals. You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d get like five bucks. And so I go \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcOkay, I can make money too.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 I go, \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcThis could be a good deal for me.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 I thought I had the calling\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>GROSS: Do you still go to church?<\/p>\n<p>Mr. FALLON: I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t go to \u00e2\u20ac\u201c I tried to go back. When I was out in L.A. and I was kind of struggling for a bit. I went to church for a while, but it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s kind of, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s gotten gigantic now for me. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s like too\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a band. There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a band there now, and you got to, you have to hold hands with people through the whole Mass now, and I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t like doing that\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6Now, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m holding hands \u00e2\u20ac\u201c now I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m lifting people. Like Simba. [Laughter] I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m holding them [Singing] ha nah hey nah ho.<\/p>\n<p>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m doing too much. I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want \u00e2\u20ac\u201c there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Frisbees being thrown, there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s beach balls going around, people waving lighters, and I go, \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcThis is too much for me.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 I want the old way. I want to hang out with the, you know, with the nuns, you know, that was my favorite type of Mass, and the grotto, and just like straight up, just Mass Mass.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s a comedian. I get it. But his sensus Catholicus is still right there, transforming him into yet another lost and disenfranchised Catholic. Who\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s responsible for the spiritual carnage left in the wake of the New Springtime of Vatican II? The ubiquitous Jimmy Fallons of the world? Please! They&#8217;re just collateral damage&#8230;the casualties of a self-loathing war against Catholic Tradition, waged from within. And now they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve all left the Church. Do you blame them?  Really?<\/p>\n<p>Jimmy Fallon is a bit younger than I am, and there but for the grace of God go I\u00e2\u20ac\u201dalong with entire generations of our Catholic brothers who were given stones to eat when they needed bread. And now whose fault is that!<\/p>\n<p>God help them. God help us all!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the Remnant Jimmy Fallon is the comedian\/actor who recently took over for Jay Leno as host of NBC\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s The Tonight Show\u00e2\u20ac\u201d a variety show made culturally iconic by the late Johnny Carson. Jimmy Fallon was born and raised Roman Catholic. When he was young he wanted to be a priest. He loved to serve [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.latinliturgy.org\/phila\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.latinliturgy.org\/phila\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.latinliturgy.org\/phila\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.latinliturgy.org\/phila\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.latinliturgy.org\/phila\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.latinliturgy.org\/phila\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.latinliturgy.org\/phila\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.latinliturgy.org\/phila\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.latinliturgy.org\/phila\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}